Hello! Yes I can hear the programme! How old are you? I like your voice. You sound about twenty-one! Oh, hello Mr Tickle, you do sound very manly and very in control.
If that [£25] doesn’t cover it, let me know and I’ll dosh you up senseless.
Right, let’s get these cornflakes laminated!
Producer of the early breakfast show on Nations Favourite.
I do not ‘constantly abuse’ you.
(pause)
I SPORADICALLY abuse you!
Top Cat to producer
How are you getting on with that plate-smashing music?
Producer to assistant
Me: “Does your guitar have a pickup?”
Kurly Cowboy: “What?”
Me: “Does your acoustic guitar have a pickup inside it?”
Kurly Cowboy: “I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.”
-Kurly Cowboy formed his first band in 1966.
“It’s simple. Nothing complicated. Just simple country music. Let’s get on and get the hell out.”
-Kurly Cowboy during soundcheck, before the show producer has even arrived at the session.
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