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I have just received an email sent to 937 people at The Corporation by The Duty Manager. Sadly, no nod to the double meaning at all.

Internal Comms Incident Alert – The Mothership

“Following earlier issues where Elvis was not available a database rebuild completed at 22:00 restoring Elvis. There was another short outage at 01:00 to replace a cooling fan, the system is now working normally with no more work planned.”

I literally have no clue what it means.