Pan Control
by Pop Shield
It is with some sadness that I report the sudden demise of my trusty kitchen tool known in this house as Wobegon’s Wand. Used and loved for several years now, it has served up many a hearty brunch and flipped many a delicious pancake. How on earth will it ever be replaced?
I have sent it on to utensil heaven to be re-joined with Sir Jerry, whereupon he will no doubt complain about whatever is he to do with such a useless tool.
Rest In Peace, Wobegon’s Wand. In noble service, and flipping brilliant, until the very end.
