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Entertaining train driver announcements this evening on my commute home this evening: –

“Good afternoon, although for some of you it will be good evening. This train is for Davidston.

If you have been bored and looking at the twinkly lights by the doors, you may have noticed that you do not see Hubbridge listed.

This is because:

A. Hubbridge is not important enough to have its name written up in lights.

B. We haven’t got round to it.

Or C. We don’t know how to do it.

The next stop will be Hubbridge. If you live in Hubbridge don’t worry, you’re going home.”