Pop Shield

“Loving your band name” says The Mixmaster General to the lead singer of The Gospel Sausages.

“Thanks.” replies the lead singer of The Gospel Sausages. “My previous band was voted into the Top 10 of a Worst Band Names Ever poll.”

“Oh really? What was it called?”

“It was spelt “Crappy” and pronounced “Rubbish” explains the lead singer of The Gospel Sausages, bafflingly. “So basically, the guy on stage would go “Ladies and gentlemen! Please welcome Crappy!” And then we’d come on and say “No, no, no, we’re Rubbish!” I think it just left everybody very confused indeed. Not good.“