Pop Shield

A pleasant Theresa Yarwood programme where she trawls listeners to text in their habitual domestic compulsions. The skeleton staff all actually genuinely nodding in agreement about how toilet paper must be hung like a waterfall, not facing the wall.

The final record and news jingle are smugly back-timed to the nanosecond.

And in the infrequent event that is one female presenter handing over the studio to another female presenter, a note is left complaining about the dandruff on the desk and denying any responsibility for it.

Perhaps Zen Hoots is to blame?

This kind of inter-presenter behaviour is displayed from time to time.  Like the occasion when Rusty Claypole left a goldfish behind for Jerry Wobegon.  Or the time where Wrongy sealed his lockers with tamperproof labels and Pop Pickering wrote on them:

Locker 1: I’ve been in your locker, Dave

Locker 2: I’ve been in this one too!