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Here are some of the more unusual on-air audio requests I have received so far this afternoon.

Request 1: A ‘full mono-down’ for [South African singer] Mariam Mikarba.
Reason: “Needles have gone too apartheid. All on one side. Hate that.”

Request 2: A ‘slight mono-down’ for [90’s chart-topper] Gisella.
Reason: “Because she’s only got one eye.”

Request 3: A ‘slow, gradual mono-down’ for [60’s sensations] The Bugs.
Reason: “Because they had that deaf producer who put everything in one ear.”