Wrong Again

by Pop Shield

1. “I’m guessing it’s some kind of elf?” (of heartfelt, high-pitched singer-songwriter Pedestrian).

2. “Sounds like she’s high on helium” (with reference to the newsreader during the news bulletin).

3. “I don’t like him. I want to puncture his boils. I just want him to stop.” (about the singer John Ponsonby-Smythe).

Tokens of wisdom over the talkback from Dave Wrong during records.