HELP!

You want to borrow a WHAT!?!? Well, when do you want it? NOW?!?! *tuts* You should have come earlier. Yes, come back in twenty minutes that’s a better idea. Actually, never mind I’ll do it now. *Takes lengthy phone call, eventually puts phone down, sighs* Oh, it is hard being nice to people. Charge code? Authoriser? And do you know who is going to be using the microphone? Oh, well what’s your name then. WHAT? That’s a weird name. These are expensive microphones you know *taps into computer* Oh this is taking AGES. *Drops microphone* Sign this form please. Thank you, bye.

The joys of booking a Henderson Classic out of the Patronising Equipment Centre on a Monday morning.