Pop Shield

It’s Sunday morning and I am back in the studio after getting married.

“So, how was it?” asks Jerry Wobegon.

“It was amazing, brilliant, the cake collapsed and I didn’t care, it was great!”

“And is your other half in the industry?”  says Jerry.

“Sort of. In audio, but not show business” I reply.

“And will you be starting a family now?” he goes on.

“Hmm, perhaps”  I say, slightly taken aback by the sudden directness of the small talk.

“I’m sure you will” says Jerry.

“I’m sure you will, and I’m sure you’d have lovely children”.

God bless the showbiz Pope and his wild predictions.