Don’t I Know You?

Charming Rusty Claypole the Victorian scarecrow is back in the building to give an interview about his new Hollywood movie. This is the first time I’ve seen him since fading up the last telephone balance unit of his radio career.

Rusty enters the studio. He says hi to The Team and gives me a really long hard puzzled stare.

“Don’t I know you?” he exclaims.

“Yes, of course, hello again!” I say, not mentioning the thing that must not be mentioned.

“Hang on a minute”, says he, “I know you; I know all of you! OMG, I used to work here!”