Double B**ger
by Pop Shield
This evening, I inadvertently broadcasted the pre-recorded words ‘Oh b*gger’ – delivered in an exasperated tone – to several million international listeners. The producer of the sports news bulletin had, in haste, placed an unedited horseracing report into the programme running order. Halfway through the clip, the reporter stumbles, breaks down and then says the magic words. I opt for a tasteful fade, just in case there is more jeffing to follow. The presenter apologises and moves on. Oh well. I had an entertaining time filling in the network report card.
